时间：6月10日
震 中：中国股市
震 级：上海7.73级，深圳8.25级
经济损失：直接经济损失将上万亿，间接经济损失无法估计
人员损失：将超过3亿人受灾
救援情况：无任何人道主义救援或捐赠
社会影响：无法估计
原 因：银行准备金率大幅上调，油价暴涨，美股暴跌，越南经济危机，大盘股发行重启，中国南方水灾隐患……
目前有1亿多股民埋在废墟中，1000多只股票已经没有生命迹象，政府号召散户保持情绪稳定，安心躺在废墟里等救援队

今天已经是1亿多股民埋在废墟中第二天了，离72小时黄金救援时间所剩时间不多了，大多数股民已经没有生命迹象了，但还有少数股民还有微弱的呼救声，令管理层感动的是，废墟地下还断断续续传出股民的歌声"心若在梦就在，大不了从头再来！"的微弱歌声。股民的家属都焦急的围在各交易所门前，急切的盼望政府的救援队的到来。

严重警告:近期不要进入股市!否则：

宝马进去，自行车出来；
西服进去，三点式出来；
老板进去，打工仔出来；
博士进去，痴呆傻出来；
姚明进去，潘长江出来；
鳄鱼进去，壁虎出来；
蟒蛇进去，蚯蚓出来；
老虎进去，小猫出来；
牵狗进去，被狗牵出来；
王石进去, 王八出來；
北京进去, 汶川出来；
站着进去，躺着出来；
巴西足球队进去，中国足球队出来；
男人进去, 太监出来；
黄世仁进去，杨白劳出来；
冠希进去，照片出来；
刘翔进去，范跑跑出来；
总之，
就是地球进去也是乒乓球出来。

沪市，沪市，我是深市，我方损失惨重，收到请回答，收到请回答……
深市，深市，我是沪市，我方已全部阵亡，这是自动留言，无需回答……
沪市沪市.....深市深市......我是菜市我是菜市，我们这里涨个不停

Beautiful Girls

 

Chorus:

You're way too beautiful girl
That's why it'll never work
You'll have me suicidal, suicidal
When you say it's over
Damn all these beautiful girls
They only wanna do your dirt
They'll have you suicidal, suicidal
When they say it's over

Verse 1:
See it started at the park
Used to chill at the dark
Oh when you took my heart
That's when we fell apart
Coz we both thought
That love lasts forever (lasts forever)
They say we're too young
To get ourselves sprung
Oh we didn't care
We made it very clear
And they also said
That we couldn't last together (last together)

Refrain:
See it's very define, girl
One of a kind
But you mush up my mind
You walk to get declined
Oh Lord...
My baby is driving me crazy

(Repeat Chorus)

Verse 2:
It was back in '99
Watchin' movies all the time
Oh when I went away
For doin' my first crime
And I never thought
That we was gonna see each other (see each other)
And then I came out
Mami moved me down South
Oh I'm with my girl
Who I thought was my world
It came out to be
That she wasn't the girl for me (girl for me)

(Repeat Refrain and Chorus)

Verse 3:
Now we're fussin'
And now we're fightin'
Please tell me why
I'm feelin' slightin'
And I don't know
How to make it better (make it better)
You're datin' other guys
You're tellin' me lies
Oh I can't believe
What I'm seein' with my eyes
I'm losin' my mind
And I don't think it's clever (think it's clever)

You're way too beautiful girl
That's why it'll never work
You'll have me suicidal, suicidal, suicidal...

是不是现在的词作家就可以看作为古代的诗人？－ 那方文山就是李白，李商隐。

 

大家都说演话剧比演电影要难，我同意！－ 因为话剧确实比电影好看。

 

12月份天气不是很冷，树叶还都是绿的。－我感冒了，然后全公司的人都感冒了。

 

是爱情重要还是友情重要？－我坚定的认为友情更重要。

 

CPI那么高对老百姓影响大吗？－反正我是觉得钱总不够花。

 

股票现在还是牛市吗？ －我觉得中石油肯定是能过百的。

 

中国足球又要冲击世界杯了，丫还看吗?－看啊，不看骂谁啊~~~

 

每天早上都不想上班，那还去吗？ 去啊，不去吃不上猪肉！

 

又快christmas holidays了，时间过得真快。

曾几何时，不胜唏嘘，不胜唏嘘……

 

 

 

 

好久没看自己的BLOG，刚才留心了一下时间，发现自己一年的时间只有三篇文章贴出来，真不知道是感慨自己太懒，还是时间过的太快～～

好久没有喝的烂醉了，每回喝酒都会给自己留点余地～～

但当一个人想醉的时候，那他一定会醉。

中秋之夜居然喝得自己有几个小时的记忆完全消失~~

在那段时间里居然发生了好多有趣的事情～比如《蒙古秋香》的故事～《晕》的故事 (这都是eason后来讲给我听的)

等自己清醒了，又发生了《三套煎饼》的故事~~

预知故事详情：请打电话联系eason～～

 

顺便要给自己订个下一年的任务，就是一定要比去年写的多！

fighting～～

强烈推荐一部电视剧<<奋斗>>

 

里面一首歌很感动: <<左边>>

总是忍不住寂寞掉下眼泪　
你才会给安慰　
担心　
短暂的晴天　
随时都可能　
被阴霾收回　
等待　
有机会最坏也最甜美　
我乐观却疲惫　
因为太怕失去你　
所以连快乐里　
都装满伤悲　

你不曾发觉　
你总是用右手　牵着我　
但是心却跳动　在左边　
你和我之间的遥远　
永远隔着亲切　
爱少的可怜　
伸出右手　
想陪着你向前走
感受你爱我的心跳在左边　
那么深深爱你的我　
想信你会了解
（你一定看的见）

总在埋怨过你的冷漠　
之后又急着说抱歉　
彷佛向疏远的你　
乞求一点体贴　
都是我不对　
结果有可能最美也最可悲　
我做好了准备　
也许太自由的你　
心里面那个家　
谁也不能回　

我一直相信　
总有一天　
你会用左手　
牵着我走向明天　
未来很遥远　
却会实现　
心在同一边　
就能够　
听见    你说的那句　
我爱你

Tech support: What kind of computer do you have?
Female customer: A white one…

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Customer: Hi, this is Celine. I can’t get my diskette out.
Tech support: Have you tried pushing the Button?
Customer: Yes, sure, it’s really stuck.
Tech support: That doesn’t sound good; I’ll make a note.
Customer: No , wait a minute… I hadn’t inserted it yet… it’s still on my desk… sorry….

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Tech support: Click on the ‘my computer’ icon on to the left of the screen.
Customer: Your left or my left?

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Tech support: Good day. How may I help you?
Male customer: Hello… I can’t print.
Tech support: Would you click on “start” for me and…
Customer: Listen pal; don’t start getting technical on me! I’m not Bill Gates.

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Customer: Hi, good afternoon, this is Martha, I can’t print. Every time I try, it says ‘Can’t find printer’. I’ve even lifted the printer and placed it in front of the monitor, but the computer still says he can’t find it…

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Customer: I have problems printing in red…
Tech support: Do you have a color printer?
Customer: Aaaah………………..thank you.

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Tech support: What’s on your monitor now, ma’am?
Customer: A teddy bear my boyfriend bought for me at the 7-11.

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Customer: My keyboard is not working anymore.
Tech support: Are you sure it’s plugged into the computer?
Customer: No. I can’t get behind the computer.
Tech support: Pick up your keyboard and walk 10 paces back.
Customer:! OK
Tech support: Did the keyboard come with you?
Customer: Yes
Tech support: That means the keyboard is not plugged in. Is there another keyboard?
Customer: Yes, there’s another one here. Ah…that one does work…

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Tech support: Your password is the small letter “a” as in apple, a capital letter V as n Victor, the number 7.
Customer: Is that 7 in capital letters ?

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Customer: can’t get on the Internet.
Tech support: Are you sure you used the right password?
Customer: Yes, I’m sure. I saw my colleague do it.
Tech support: Can you tell me what the password was?
Customer: Five stars.

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Tech support: What anti-virus program do you use?
Customer: Netscape.
Tech support: That’s not an anti-virus program.
Customer: Oh, sorry…Internet Explorer.

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Customer: I have a huge problem. A friend has placed a screen saver on my computer, but every time I move the mouse, it disappears.

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Tech support: How may I help you?
Customer: I’m writing my first e-mail.
Tech support: OK, and what seems to be the problem?
Customer: Well, I have the letter ‘a’ in the address, but how do I get the circle around it?

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A woman customer called the Canon help desk with a problem with her printer.
Tech support: Are you running it under windows?
Customer: “No, my desk is next to the door, but that is a good point. The man sitting in the cubicle next to me is under a window, and his printer is working fine.”

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Tech support: “Okay Bob, let’s press the control and escape keys at the same time. That brings up a task list in the middle of the screen. Now type the letter “P” to bring up the Program Manager.”
Customer: I don’t have a P.
Tech support: On your keyboard, Bob.
Customer: What do you mean?
Tech support: “P”…..on your keyboard, Bob.
Customer: I’M NOT GOING TO DO THAT

According to Dale Carnegie, author of the book How to Win Friends and Influence People, 85% of success on the job is due to one’s ability to lead people and personality. Only 15% of success is due to one’s technical knowledge (18). Therefore, the ability to communicate with people is vital from engineering to business, and is essential in increasing your success tremendously. For this reason, having proper communication skills is not something you should leave to chance in your business career, as well as in your personal life. So following are seven ways/tips that will help you to succeed in communicating with others.

1. Have self-worth
   
   Self-worth is analogous to self-confidence. The better you feel about yourself (i.e. the more you think you’re worth), the more confident you’re going to be. With self-worth, you can get what you want out of every conversation. Without self-worth you’ll be stuck in small-talk. In order to get what you want out of a conversation, you must give the other person a chance to believe that you’re worthy of their time and effort.
2. Get interested in other people
   
   People have two stations which other people can listen to, WIFM (what’s in it for me) and WIFO (what’s in it for others). WIFM is boring for people to listen to. Most people are interested in themselves. People want to be flattered, and you can do this by letting the other person talk about him or herself, by changing the channel to WIFO.
   
   By changing the channel to WIFO, you have just led the person to feeling good about themselves. Since you were the one who made them feel good about themselves, they will be indebted to you and will want to pay you back by helping you out with what you wanted them to do for you.
3. Open up a person’s heart
   
   You can do this five different ways…(1) Ask open-ended questions that really get the other person talking a lot. How was your day/weekend/week? What are your hobbies? What do you think of this town? If there is one wish you could wish for, what would it be? The last one might really get them thinking. Don’t limit yourself to just talking about the weather. Ask questions that make them think, that they would be interested in answering, as they feel good about themselves sharing their life with someone. In this case, you! Warning: Don’t just shoot many questions in a row without sharing a little bit about yourself. Doing this may make them feel uncomfortable, as they think you’re like a police officer or detective trying to solve a crime.
   
   (2) Compliment them! However, be specific; don’t just say you look nice. That doesn’t mean anything, but if you say, “you have a beautiful dress, it really compliments your skin color,” then you have a genuine compliment. (3) Ask a person’s name when you first meet them and remember it. From then on, address them by their name at all times. (4) Smile, you can never smile too much. (5) Have a good sense of humor.
4. Listen at least two times more than you talk
   
   You have two ears and one mouth for a reason. Therefore, you should listen twice as much as you speak. To show that you’re listening effectively, you must ask follow-up questions. A follow-up question shows the other person that you’re listening, and perhaps equally important extends the length of the conversation in a good way. For example, somebody tells you they love to hike. Ask, why do you like to hike? What is it like to hike? I was interested in hiking; could you give me some basic advice on hiking? By showing you listen, and by extending the conversation, you really open up a person’s heart.
5. Diversify yourself
   
   Learn about sports, dancing, even television shows, etc. This gives you subjects to talk about, as well as chances to meet new people. In cases such as dancing, where you meet people as you perform the activity, you’re actually killing two birds with one stone. You get the chance to meet new people, plus the chance to diversify yourself, as well. It also gives you status, essential for getting the most out of any conversation. For people are more attracted to somebody who is diversified, and has a lot to talk about. Being diversified is an important commodity for anyone to have.
6. Understand that your worth never changes
   
   Follow along…In my hand I am holding a check for a million dollars. I crumble it up. It’s still worth a million dollars. I step on it, it’s still worth a million dollars, I start rubbing it on the floor with my shoe, and it’s till worth a million dollars.
   
   You are worth a lot more than a million dollars. In fact, your worth is immeasurable. Therefore, there is no such thing as ‘rejection’ as you’re always worth the same no matter what. Nobody can reject you because nobody can change your worth. Moreover, don’t be afraid of something (rejection) that doesn’t exist. Take risks, ask for what you want, and eventually you will get what you want.
7. Follow the step-ladder to success
   
   Imagine wanting to become the heavyweight champion of the world. First you have to beat, the lower-ranked fighters, then the contenders, and then finally rise up to face the champ. In order to face the champ you have to take those three steps in the order stated in the previous sentence. If you would try to face the champ before the contenders/lower ranked fighters, you’ll be “too green,” or immature as a fighter in order to be able to hurt the champion. Follow these steps in order (i.e. lower-ranked fighters, contenders, and champion), you won’t be guaranteed success but you’ll give yourself your best chance. Same goes with conversational skills. First you have to approach your second or third choice of date, before you’re able to gain the courage to face the ‘champion,’ your top choice date. You have to first be able to interact with fellow employees, and lower-level managers, before you can learn to deal with the CEO. Again, just like in boxing, you won’t be guaranteed success, but you’ll give yourself your best shot.